嘿嘿嘿~~~
本篇要教導大家如何當一個成功的綁架犯
話說昨日
公主大人和在下偶經馬場
遇到不知人心險惡的野貓一隻
此喵在草地上打滾摩擦得不亦樂乎
所以...我們決定從事親密的第一次接觸
喔喔喔
或者說是人生中的第一次綁架
方法如下
(切~~實驗報告寫太久, 現在只會寫標準格式)
I. Objective: The purpose of this practice is to kidnap a friendly stray cat on your way home.
II. Material : stray cat ; car ; box ; food
III. Experimental Procedure:
1. Play with the stray cat until he trust you
2. Try to induce him to the car as close as you can
3. Open the car door first
4 .Try to get the front feet of the cat and hold on whole body of him
5. Enter the car rapidly and close the door.
6. Drive to your home as soon as possible.( The cat may cry loudly in this point, but it's your duty to feed him a real great meal since you've already kidnapped him....)
7. Hold the cat tightly and get into your house.
8. prepare a box for him and put the cat into the box.
9. Boil some water and cook fresh meat or fish without any seasons or spicies.
10.Feed the cat with the meat
11.try to get the cat back to box and send him back to the place you kidnapped him.
IV. Data and Results
none.... i forget to take photos .....Orz
V. Discusssion
(wow~~no idea... how to improve you skill in kidnapping next time? will the same cat be kidnapped again?)
My soul is flying (5)